My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible. Why didn't the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space. I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. What's red and shaped like a bucket?A blue bucket painted red. What don't ants get sick? They have anty-bodies. Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob. Im terrified of elevators so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them. Have you heard of the band 923 Megabytes? Probably not, they haven't had a gig yet. What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.